16 Mai

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:
Yeah, that’s his real name. Even reading it makes you flushed, doesn’t it? Nobody has a name like Benedict Cumberbatch, because Benedict Cumberbatch is too good to settle for a recycled name. That’s right, it’s a fucking mouthful, and it’s hard to moan that with your legs wrapped around his waist. But that’s okay: you can concentrate on the challenge so you don’t come too soon because you’re fucking Benedict Cumberbatch.
His voice is pure sex. Deep, rich, husky, and oh yeah, he’s English, so he can talk dirty to you and make it sound like fucking Shakespeare. Of course your panties are wet – do you need a cold shower before we go on?
Holy hell, have you seen that body? Benedict Cumberbatch is whipcord lean, and his waist is probably smaller than yours. His hands are more graceful, too – you bet you’d like those long fingers inside of you. And yeah, we know you wanna trace that collarbone and those tendons with your tongue. It’s okay, so do we. Also, did we mention his ass?
Have you seen his face? Look at those goddamn cheekbones! Yeah, you wanna lick them, but watch out, ‘cause you could slice fucking carrots on those. And what about his eyes? Are they green? Blue? Gray? Who knows? All we know is they make panties drop at fifty yards.
There’s nothing sexier than confidence, and Benedict Cumberbatch has got it in spades. This GQMF wears sequined silver shoes on the red carpet. The man’s not afraid to get ugly for a role, or to dress up like a girl – and look hotter than you doing it. Feel free to go to your bunk – you’re released. We need some alone time, too.
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Why He’s Hot:

Yeah, that’s his real name. Even reading it makes you flushed, doesn’t it? Nobody has a name like Benedict Cumberbatch, because Benedict Cumberbatch is too good to settle for a recycled name. That’s right, it’s a fucking mouthful, and it’s hard to moan that with your legs wrapped around his waist. But that’s okay: you can concentrate on the challenge so you don’t come too soon because you’re fucking Benedict Cumberbatch.

His voice is pure sex. Deep, rich, husky, and oh yeah, he’s English, so he can talk dirty to you and make it sound like fucking Shakespeare. Of course your panties are wet – do you need a cold shower before we go on?

Holy hell, have you seen that body? Benedict Cumberbatch is whipcord lean, and his waist is probably smaller than yours. His hands are more graceful, too – you bet you’d like those long fingers inside of you. And yeah, we know you wanna trace that collarbone and those tendons with your tongue. It’s okay, so do we. Also, did we mention his ass?

Have you seen his face? Look at those goddamn cheekbones! Yeah, you wanna lick them, but watch out, ‘cause you could slice fucking carrots on those. And what about his eyes? Are they green? Blue? Gray? Who knows? All we know is they make panties drop at fifty yards.

There’s nothing sexier than confidence, and Benedict Cumberbatch has got it in spades. This GQMF wears sequined silver shoes on the red carpet. The man’s not afraid to get ugly for a role, or to dress up like a girl – and look hotter than you doing it. Feel free to go to your bunk – you’re released. We need some alone time, too.

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9 Mai

(Quelle: martyfreethrow, via fuckyeahpeggandhynes)

9 Mai

Girls that purposely talk in a baby voice.

laugh-addict:

(Quelle: you-nique, via anti-human-crew)

9 Mai

(Quelle: tastefullyoffensive, via anti-human-crew)

9 Mai

stardusted:

redbusneedstoleave:

missmurrka:

Boy records interview with his future self in 1992 and has a conversation with himself in 2012

I expected to watch this and shed a nostalgic tear, instead I cried tears of laughter.

i watched this like five times yesterday because its amazing

this is pretty hilarious lmao

a personal friend of mine :’)

(via anti-human-crew)

9 Mai

swag-canada:

(Quelle: theoriginalsassybakeoven, via geenasaur)

9 Mai

bigtimejessemacbelieber:

so i was in class looking at my nails and i see that my nail polish chipped off in the shape of a head
but then i looked some more and thats not just any head, thATS BRUNO MARS